Monday, Oct 4
[Upon hearing someone old sound stupid trying to say something hip]
Q: Why does young people’s slang change so much?
A: Because old people keep catching on.
Sunday, Oct 3
[Upon seeing a few black faces on a televised service of a local white church.]
Q: Why do some black people feel compelled to attend white churches?
A: Because white preachers don’t holler at you. They just talk to you.